cfsmtb in low earth orbit

Monday, August 21, 2006

Temporarily Offline for Maintenance

Arrrggggg, steer clear of me lateral stays!
"cfsmtb: cyclist. A woman barely alive."

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic anarcho-cyclist. cfsmtb will be that woman. Better than she was before. Better … stronger … faster ... even more stroppy"

Off to the human LBS* equivalent for an retrofit and overhaul. No hGH, THG or EPO has been implicated at this late stage, but therapeutic cloning a very real possibility.

(*Local bike shop, code for "hospital")


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