Temporarily Offline for Maintenance
Arrrggggg, steer clear of me lateral stays!"cfsmtb: cyclist. A woman barely alive."Off to the human LBS* equivalent for an retrofit and overhaul. No hGH, THG or EPO has been implicated at this late stage, but therapeutic cloning a very real possibility.
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic anarcho-cyclist. cfsmtb will be that woman. Better than she was before. Better … stronger … faster ... even more stroppy"
(*Local bike shop, code for "hospital")
posted by cfsmtb at
8:00 pm
9 Comments:
You've been hinting at this for ages, good luck in the recovery process!!!!
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Anonymous, at 2:58 pm, August 21, 2006
Eeek! What's up?! (You don't have to say)
Whatever it is you are putting yourself through - I hope it goes very well.
Quick-smart back on your bike 6 million dollar chick! :)
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hippy, at 8:36 am, August 22, 2006
I'm back. Sort of.
When everything recovers nicely I will be stronger, faster, more compos mentis.
I now hate morphine!!!!!
Otherwise doing nicely, lotsa miso soup. yummy.
cheers,
c;)
By
cfsmtb, at 11:17 am, August 24, 2006
Hope your convalescence is swift.
much love
macey
By
Anonymous, at 6:36 pm, August 24, 2006
What was it, hope you'r ebetter...?!
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Armagnac Esq, at 6:38 pm, August 24, 2006
Good luck riding the recovery trail - steer clear of pot holes :)
cheers, brent + troy.
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brent, at 9:18 pm, August 24, 2006
You now hate morphine? Gad, what a cruel trick. Is pethedine an acceptable substitute?
Hope it's all a-goin' well.
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Anonymous, at 9:32 pm, August 24, 2006
Even heard any of Orchestra Morphines' material? Oh yeah, I think pethedine's shit too.
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cfsmtb, at 9:47 pm, August 24, 2006
morphine v miso soup?
No contest!
By
BwcaBrownie, at 7:13 pm, August 25, 2006
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