Tat!

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Obligatory happy, cheery, diversional therapy post. I spied this glorious piece of tat via the local "Warehouse" shoppe. It's wonderfully crappy, comes in four fetching colour schemes, is a guaranteed head turner, witty conversation item, and an prime example of form over actual function.

.. Introducing the 18" Bicycle Wheel Quartz Wall Clock ..

Specs:

• Radial spoking!
• Tells the time 24/7!
• 18" alloy rim!
• Matching two-tone tread with bonus inner tube. Value!
• Hard wearing "Quartz" hub! More value!
• Clock hands are a little shifter & screwdriver - with bonus glow-in-the-dark stuff. Bonus!
• Did we mention spokey-dokes! Well it's got spokey-dokes for the numerals 12, 3, 6 and 9!
• Attractive metal plate thingie masquerading as disc rotor. I think!
• It cost me 30 quid because I get easier distracted by shiny bike stuff!
  

w00t!