cfsmtb in low earth orbit

Friday, December 15, 2006

Oh yeah baby

If your loved one is gonna jump ship and start batting for the other team, then this sleazy behaviour is almost forgivable. Although the object of their fell desires better have oversize Reynolds tubing and a 32mm+ seatpost. Ahem.

For those in the
vicinity of Beer Can Hill Estate, keep an eye out for our spiffy Christmas bailey ladder and ziptie masterpiece Spectacular Spectacular. Why travel to Ivanhoe when something even more highbrow (plus quality homebrew) is right on your doorstep? My CM11 Christmas bonnet has got nothing on this special production. NB: possible theme hint as follows..

Santa claus you @#^t
Where's my $2#&ing bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what I like

I've wrote you a letter
And i've come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Where's my ^&*!ing bike

If I wanted a pair of *&%@ing shoes
I would've @*&(@ing asked
This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
You can stick right up your arse

While I'm in such a embullient mood, I'll cease the Kevin Bloody Wilson yes I stand corrected recollections right there. Want more serious cycling stuff? Nip over to WoJ. And I've posted something utterly puerile on beerandkittys. Enjoy. So ho ho ho and Seasons Greetings to you all.

PS: Santa, don't forget the Rohloff Speedhub. Or
7-speed Nexus at a pinch. Ta.


  • I'm sure I've mentioned this before but a guy from a seaside town near where I used to live was arrested some years ago for wanking outside a convent with his bike saddle up his arse. It's not a dissimilar situation only, in this case, it was true.

    By Blogger 3Ply Stagliano, at 9:33 pm, December 16, 2006  

  • By the way, was it not Kevin Bloody Wilson who did that 'marvellous' tune you quoted the lyrics from. I only have some idea because one of my brothers used to get pissed, come home and make me watch Kevin Bloody Wilson videos he owned. At the time I thought it was an attempt at sibling bonding from him but now I wonder if it was really abuse...

    By Blogger 3Ply Stagliano, at 9:38 pm, December 16, 2006  

  • Fucksticks! You're right!

    BTW - your brother was actually committing some form of abuse. On the flipside to that, my brothers actually *lent* me a Derek & Clive tape.

    It completely altered the way I looked at snot. Forever.

    By Blogger cfsmtb, at 12:13 am, December 17, 2006  

  • Derek and Clive is another one my brother used to have me watch when he was drunk. It was some odd form of male bonding I guess; He would put on a video of something he found funny I would pretend to like it because he was my big brother (Which he still is of course). Derek and Clive was/were a big step up from the Kevin Bloody Wilsons, Macc Lads and Roy Chubby Browns of this world, I have to say.

    By Blogger 3Ply Stagliano, at 1:24 am, December 17, 2006  

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