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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Me - ow

All a bit sad and tragic really....Strap-On Veterans for Truth - Exposing the truth about Ann Coulter
An organization dedicating to exposing the truth about the former drag queen now known as Ann Coulter. We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who are upset by her vicious anti-gay, anti-muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to exposing the true past of America’s number one hatemonger.

Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.

WTF is Ann Coulter? For us Australians, here's a
taste. So, is your bile is rising yet? Ann's a rightwing nutjob, who possibly makes our closest version, Janet Albrechtsen, resemble Geraldine Doogue. The Strap-On Veterans 'gender issues' are obviously furphys, but this is one gaunt chick that needs fix her carbo-loading. Poor Ann, she's skeletal, sexless, and has a vestigial Adam's apple to boot.

More about bikes & Le Tour in about 10 hours when I wake up, for my saucer of milk.


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