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Thursday, November 24, 2005

BREAKING NEWS - The inside goss on Critical Mass 10!

Bent SantaSix white boomers, snow white boomers, Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun, Six white boomers, snow white boomers .. On his Aus-tra-lian run

We return our viewers to that breaking newsflash

Critical Mass are going nowhere near CityLink. Repeat. They are going nowhere near CityLink.

Now - r e l a x

Cease hyperventilating. Go and have that well deserved jam donut.

Never fear though, on Tuesday, Santa was seen doing a early recce over the Bolte. Hopefully he'll bring me that custom Merlin Cielo or ABC's new Aunty Jack DVD box set. Style tips for tomorrows ride. Dress to impress, light garb with wet weather gear stowed in the crumpler or panniers. You just never can tell. Was going to attempt a Salute to Aunty Jack costume, but as one is 1. female 2. barely over five foot, I thought the joke would be lost on the younger folk. I shall be attiring myself in apparel of a more demure nature. Sure to provoke discussion though ... Why TF was she wearing THAT?

Further goss :: Melb IndyMedia: Excellent wrap on
Cycling Issues in Melbourne :: Taking Melb CMass10 Photos? Upload them here & remember to tag them CriticalMassMelb. Or something similiar :: Sad News from Russia: Anarchist & Critical Masser Timur Kacharava Murdered by Neo-Nazis

Remember Timur, and honour his memory by riding with Critical Mass, regardless of what city you're in!


  • I reckon you would make a great Chrissie Amphlett!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:02 pm, November 24, 2005  

  • Aunty Jack Rules. I attended one recording session where a couple of the scenes were filmed before a live audience. So somewhere on the DVD, if you listen very very carefully, you might catch the sound of my laughter amid the 40 or so other people. Lol.

    See you at the party on wheels!

    By Anonymous Takver, at 10:31 pm, November 24, 2005  

  • Cfsmtb was that you in the baby blue nun costume?? hehe. If so thanks for the lolly at the start, bless you!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:37 pm, November 26, 2005  

  • I WASN'T A NUN!!!!

    It was a hijab - ie: I was attired as a demure Muslim Lady. ;)))

    By Blogger cfsmtb, at 7:53 pm, November 26, 2005  

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