Attack on vegetarian fixed gear rider!
Wild pumpkins at midnightIn breaking news, a feral Queensland Blue pumpkin vine unleashed a vicious overnight attack upon a unsuspecting fixie in Brunswick. Police and Parks Victoria declined to comment after the unprovoked incident in Melbournes inner northern suburbs. The bikes owner, who was shaken but unharmed after the attack said "I wouldn't want to fall asleep in the wrong place". Authorities are investigating the attack and possible motive.
posted by cfsmtb at
9:33 pm
5 Comments:
It's a TRIFID!
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Anonymous, at 3:25 am, March 29, 2006
You Nutta! :D
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hippy, at 5:33 am, March 29, 2006
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Sam, at 12:06 pm, March 29, 2006
Holy Vegetarian Batgirl!
The compost must have very strong voodoo in your neighbourhood.
Don't let Mr Harry or Cleo fall asleep in the garden ....
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BwcaBrownie, at 8:41 pm, March 30, 2006
Nah, it happened at a mates place just on the other side of the Merri Merri. Saw the actual vine a day before - it was a full two feet shorter then. The rest of the vine has taken over the yard + sleepout. The fruit is enormous, should make excellent risotto & gnocchi for winter!
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cfsmtb, at 11:07 pm, March 30, 2006
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