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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Attack on vegetarian fixed gear rider!

fixie incident copyWild pumpkins at midnight

In breaking news, a feral Queensland Blue pumpkin vine unleashed a vicious
overnight attack upon a unsuspecting fixie in Brunswick. Police and Parks Victoria declined to comment after the unprovoked incident in Melbournes inner northern suburbs. The bikes owner, who was shaken but unharmed after the attack said "I wouldn't want to fall asleep in the wrong place". Authorities are investigating the attack and possible motive.


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