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Friday, March 31, 2006

Mentioned in despatches

Convert now to the One True Faith: Obi-Wan Kenobi now rides a fully pimped Kona Stinky Delux.

Announcement: on 8th August 2006 you're taking the day off. You will also persuade all your family, friends and work colleagues to do likewise. You will ride around all day, imbibe coffee, eat bakery goods, have fun in the process, and ~~fudge~~ increase those all important statistics that various tiers of Australian government base their cycling infrastructure funding upon.

Another evil idea. Actually, think again, it's probably a good one. Who's putting down "Cyclist" as their religion on the census?

3 Comments:

I have considered the cyclist as religion thing, many of us are fanatics and that hoon yelling at us would be guilty of religious persecution, not just being a fuckwit!

By Anonymous, at 9:30 am, March 31, 2006
If I cycle in Ireland but think about Australia a couple of times when I'm out, will I count?

By 3Ply Stagliano, at 4:13 am, April 01, 2006
Ah the Force is strong in this one ...

By cfsmtb, at 11:03 am, April 01, 2006

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