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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

TdF: Stages 3 - 10: Big Red Returns From The Shops

Back from the shops - with provisions!Flipping the bird at Gabriel
Drinkies and flipping the bird at Gabriel

Continuing with Le Big Red Fat Cat's pissweak Stage by Stage TdF commentary. Trackback to TdF: Stage 1 & 2 - Down the Shops and Le Tour bonheur!
Stages 3 - 6: Le Kitty back from the shops with plenty of provisions & bevvies. The Cat settles in for a mega session of Russ's
TdF Drinking Game until July 25. Between the Chivas, Goon, Honey Porter & Bundy, it's gonna get gruesome. So please spare us the sauteed snails, larks tongues in aspic and jaunty accordion toons. Garçon, bring us more Kirsch!

Birdys in the treesIn awe of Lance's cadence
Twittering at the birds. Oooo Lalala! Lance spins up the mountain

Stage 7 - 10: Le Kitty sculls three Scotch fingers and starts yipping at birds on telly. Stage 10: In awe of Lance's cadence...introducing Oppy the kangaroo who's also keeping tabs on Le Tour. But it's all ghost written of course. We all know roo's can't talk. Whats up skip? A Russian doping conspiracy? crikey! Can't get enough Silly Cat links? Well, pop over to my Other Other blog: Beers and Kittys

NB: Cileo Plushie/Furry Disclaimer

13 Comments:

  • Sweet insanity. Stay away from mulled wine and any german beers. You'll be fine.

    By Anonymous Russell Allen, at 11:52 pm, July 13, 2005  

  • Beltrans lost his legs. Starting on the Holgate six pack. Phil needs a Lemsip.

    By Anonymous cileo, at 12:00 am, July 14, 2005  

  • Whoever drew Vinokourov is screwed. Too late to do another booze run though

    By Anonymous Russell Allen, at 12:12 am, July 14, 2005  

  • 5km to teh summit. I've heard that the run up to Cresta in the Alpine Classic is like this. Shit, only six months to prep & train.

    By Anonymous cileo, at 12:15 am, July 14, 2005  

  • I don't know if your liver can take six months of training this way.

    By Anonymous Russell Allen, at 12:29 am, July 14, 2005  

  • Pah! I'll just combine road & singlespeed training. Less gears, more beers!

    By Anonymous cileo, at 12:31 am, July 14, 2005  

  • cileo, you bring a whole new meaning to the term 'catsuit.' :D

    By Blogger weezil, at 10:15 am, July 14, 2005  

  • Cileo, If that red suit thing is the new cycling gear, then I'm all for it. 'cause I'm starting to tire of the bug eyed space alien look.

    Why don't you do a spread on cycling fashion? I want to know why no-one cycles in jeans anymore, when in my day no-one would have dreamed of cycling in anything else.

    Do I need to plaster myself in day-glo logos before throwing a leg over the old dragster?

    Was the introduction of the helmet the beach head for the whole bug eyed space alien industry?

    Why do I feel like an idiot when I ride in track suit pants?

    There's a story here just waiting to be told.

    By Blogger Rex, at 3:06 pm, July 14, 2005  

  • Hey, you're giving me far too many ideas.


    Cycling 101 For Suburban Dags

    I Like It.

    This could take a few week to R&D.

    By Anonymous cileo, at 3:55 pm, July 14, 2005  

  • Hmmm stage 13, the KahMa-arrrrrrgh, by 100klms I'll be seeing white horses drinking Surefoot.....last night tried stage 12 on the trainer, found it hard to get to the team car for a bidon of stout...then passed out....got bloody cold at 4am on the tiles...oops I missed the cut off by three hours...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:45 pm, July 15, 2005  

  • I still have the bicycle clips for keeping my 1970's flagged jeans out of the spokes . ..

    By Blogger Brownie, at 10:35 pm, July 16, 2005  

  • Is that 'Lark's Tongues in Aspic' a King Crimson reference? Prog rock nerds?

    By Blogger 3Ply Stagliano, at 8:41 pm, July 21, 2005  

  • That LP was a bit too early for us. But we're a big fan of the later "Sleepless" era

    By Blogger cileo, at 9:06 pm, July 21, 2005  

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