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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Freeway Hustle

Subject: If your boyfriend's a Republican, I want you. Now.
From: Freewayblogger

Text of my Personals Ad on
Craigslist. Up for ten hours before they pulled it.

If your boyfriend's a Republican, I want you. Now.I don’t care how old you are, how much you weigh or what you look like. I don’t care if you like cuddling by the fire or being slathered in mayonnaise with a clown mask on. So long as you have a significant other who cares for you deeply and voted for Bush, I can promise you without hesitation the very best sex you will ever, ever have: brain-scrambling, soul-shattering, scream-to-the-heavens sex that will leave you not only walking funny, but mumbling incoherently for days. And believe me, it’ll be nowhere near as good for you as it will be for me.

This offer not valid to married or underage women or those with boyfriends currently serving in Iraq. They’ve been screwed enough.

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